Unusual Channel
By Ma. Renette B. Uy

Ways to turn down men

Man:            Haven't I seen you some place before?

Woman:       Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:            Is this seat empty?

Woman:       Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:            Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman:       Do not enter.

Man:            Can I buy you a drink?

Woman:       Actually I'd rather have the money.

Man:            How did you get to be so beautiful?

Woman:       I must have been given your share.

Man:            Your face must turn a few heads.

Woman:       And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Man:            Go on, don't be shy.   Ask me out.

Woman:       Okay, get out.

Man:            I think I could make you very happy.

Woman:       Why? Are you leaving?

Man:            What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

Woman:       Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

Man:             Can I have your name?

Woman:       Why? Don't you already have one?

Man:            Shall we go see a movie?

Woman:       I've already seen one.

Man:            Where have you been all my life?

Woman:       Hiding from you.

Hey girls if you want to get a date on Valentine's Day next week, I definitely will not do what you have just read if I were you! I have a special story for Valentine's Day next week so watch out for it…till then…ciao for now!

“Clear your mind of can't.”