Rational Insanity
Ten more uses for your bust pads (that you would not normally consider)
We are stupendously unadventurous. Most of the time, we simply use things for what they are 'manufacturedly' meant for that we don't realize that there are many other uses for certain objects that seem hopelessly doomed to be what they are made for. Did you ever know that your ordinary stocking can be used as a strainer for your calamansi juice,or did you ever try using old underwear to stuff your mother-in-law's night pillow? I guess not; well, be creative, just check out these ten things you can do with bust pads to lift you off.
- Use them as sanitary masks. Bird flu is the latest scare, I'll bet the foam in the pad, along with the accumulated salt from perspiration would be a very effective deterrent against any flu. Just make sure nobody recognizes that you are wearing a bust pad on your face.
- You can put them over your ears and use them as mufflers when it's cold; I'm sure they'll keep your ears warm and toasty, especially with the thought that they were once used on a pair of breasts.
- When you can't sleep, put them over your eyes and use them as eye patches. Sweet boob dreams!
- Did you ever feel that your downstairs department (crotch you dummy!) is a size disappointment? Well, don't worry, just slip a bust pad or two into your briefs and you will have eyes (and boobs) stuck to that area.
- Forget about nasty kitchen burns, use your annoying sister's bust pads as pot holders. If you accidentally burn them, tell her you thought they were ash trays.
- The days of cuts and bruises for bikers and skaters is long gone! Bust pads are here to replace elbow and knee guards!
- Need a really cleansing and stimulating bath? Use those bust pads as bath sponges.
- Did you ever want to have that nice yellow and black honey bee costume for your masquerade party but never really got the big, bulgy eyes right? Well, poke eyeholes into a pair of black bust pads, and presto! You have a pair of big bee eyes!
- Is your butt a fashion problem? Wear a pair of bust pads on your butt cheeks under your underwear before you put on a pair of jeans and your butt woes are solved by bust pad butt enlargers!
- For that fashionable Cindi Lauper, 80's look, try using the pads as a pair of oversized earrings!
Well,there you have it guys,why don't you try and be more creative with your other thingamajigs?
Be rational; be insane. . . Every once in a while! TTFN!
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