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Wanted: Rap-Jacks
THEY’RE worldwide. Males with ‘guns’ all blazing. Their crime? It’s their uncontrollable ‘firing.’
“Rap-Jacks” are arrogant but lousy shooters. All shots, no hit; the bull’s eye target is missed. Women are specially affected because they become trapped and naïve victims. The martyrs don’t know what they are missing.
Silent Sufferers
Wives suffer in silence; fearful their husbands will be humiliated. Thus, ‘criminals’ are unaware of crimes committed. Wives remain quiet yet dissatisfied and then become irritated as years pass by. As a wake-up call, however, Health Line exposes the criminals’ true colors. Lady Virginia, watch out! “Rap-jacks” are RAPID (new diagnostic phrase for: PREMATURE) EJACULATORS!
How Long is Long?
It’s not his ‘thing’s’ length but that of time before he should ‘fire’. No hard and fast rules. The time to ‘let go’ depends on the man’s decision. If he wants to ‘let it go’ in 25 minutes, yet unstoppably ‘fires’ against his will at 24 turns, then it must be Rapid Ejaculation. With loving motive in mind for the woman’s total pleasure, superb control in ‘holding on’ creates great sexual satisfaction.
Intravaginal Ejaculatory Latency Time
In simple English: IELT is the time between the start of the vaginal penetration to the start of vaginal ejaculation. Waldinger, et al published a multinational study of 500 couples and measured the time (stopwatch used) with following results — for 18 to 30 years old: they last six and a half minutes. What about condoms? Did it affect the IELT? The same study said ‘no’. What about being circumcised? Will it affect the sensation causing early explosion? Answer is again ‘no differentiation’.
How ‘Rap-Jacks Came To Be
Blame it on behavioral pattern of men that was passed on since ancient times. During the stone-age, man grabbed his partner’s hair and dragged her into cave. He had to make it fast because at any moment a beast might pass. A teen-age boy, all alone in the bathroom, has to do it quick for fear of being discovered. On his ‘second baptism’ the CSW (commercial sex worker) maneuvers him to ‘come’ early because there are lots of clients waiting.
Five Pushes and That’s It
A disgruntled wife told her peers, while waiting for their ward in nursery school. “Good for you, you’ve got five.”
The other replies, “My husband sometimes ‘misfires’ even while taking off his boxers.” And these are not fiction dialogues. They were complaints as told by a friend. “Well, that’s life. Just grin and bear it,” one will say, not knowing there is more to it.
‘Fake’ Best Actress Awards
For their sublime sacrifice of faking orgasms, wives are only to blame for their “Rap-jack” husbands. “It’s easy to fake,” said one. “Just ‘head-bang’ your head from side to side, and for ten seconds, meow like a cat, then gasp and act like you’re having an asthma attack.” The “Rap-jack”, thinking he just did something great, simply turns over then sleeps smiling, and proud of his ‘best masculinity’.
Used
Wives lament with feelings of angst. They suffer the congestive (“pamamaga”) pain down there that should have been released by orgasm. This aggravates the frustrations of being neglected by somebody who, ironically, does not even know of his misdeeds. Women sometimes cry once they tasted real “My- Oh- My”. “It was the first time that a man had actually taken the trouble to make sure that I had one. I was devastated afterwards. I burst into tears.” said Mandy Masterton (How to Drive your Woman Wild in Bed” Penguin Books USA, 1987).
‘Rap Jacks’ Wake Up!
Surely, you will; especially when you know that David (Mandy’s hero) wasn’t her husband Bill. But it’s not too late. It takes time, yes, but remedies can be achieved. First, you should accept that you’ve got it. Be man enough to take the initial step. Also, the partner must actively help by opening up her real hardship. Silent tantrums only lead to stressful relationship.
Solutions
There are lots of help at hand. From Dr. Kinsey’s “Start/stop” method’, Masters and Johnson’s “Squeeze” technique, and Woody Allen’s “Slide”, to nontraditional premeditated masturbation, local “anesthesia”, and “condom’s guide”. E-mail me please and we’ll discuss each of these in future issues, especially Dr. Ruth Westheimer’s “point-of-no-return” (when you’re in the brink of it). Feel free too to contribute your personal solutions.
So, Which Jack Are You?
Tell me too if you are: a “Shy-jack”, a “Slow-jack”, “Loud-jack”, “Phone-jack”, a “Jack-off”, or a “What-jack”. And now that we’ve opened the door, admit that you’re a “Rap-Jack” with full frankness and candor. For if you won’t, and would still sow terror, then you must be Mr. “I’m Jack”” the immature ejaculator. Send your confession to: dryapjr@yahoo.com
(Our writer is a member of The Kapisanan ng Mga Brodkasters sa Pilipinas. You can catch Dr. Yap every Sunday morning at Bombo Good Morning Philippines 900 MHz, and Fridays at “Health Line” Wesfardell Budyong Kapihan TV Show with Rexam Laguda. Saturdays at Pulso sang Banwa with Glenn Beup channel 5 Alto Cable 8 am. Comments are welcome at dryapjr@yahoo.com. Dr. Yap’s book “Joyful Life…& Sex? GO TO HEALTH!” is now available at all National Book Stores outlets nationwide).
