Unusual Channel
If you think it's sweet better think again
I know this is kind of early to think about Valentine's Day but since I am not really someone who celebrates Valentine's Day except for one boyfriend in the past (no offense to that boyfriend), I just want to share some laughs for this special day. For those who celebrate Valentine's Day, whether new boyfriend or new girlfriend, these lines perhaps would seem familiar. However, these lines are just for laughs but if it happens to you, then you know what to do or you would know how to react... just remember, keep smiling and keep laughing because it will make you younger believe me!
Here are those lines that you may or may not encounter:
I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life - I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!
I must admit, you brought religion into my life... I NEVER BELIEVED IN HELL UNTIL I MET YOU!
As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... THAT YOU'RE NOT HERE TO RUIN IT FOR ME!
Congratulations on your marriage... BEFORE YOU GO, WILL YOU TAKE THE KNIFE FROM MY BACK? YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED IT AGAIN!
Someday I hope to marry... SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOU!
Happy Birthday! YOU LOOK GREAT FOR YOUR AGE (Age 50) ALMOST LIFELIKE!
When we were together, you said you'd die for me... NOW WE'VE BROKEN UP I THINK IT'S TIME TO KEEP YOUR PROMISE!
We've been friends for a very long time... (after stealing the boyfriend) WHAT DO YOU SAY WE STOP?
I'm so miserable without you... IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU ARE STILL HERE!
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy... DID YOU EVER FIND OUT WHO THE FATHER WAS?
You are such a good friend... IF WE WERE ON A SINKING SHIP AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE LIFE JACKET I'D MISS YOU TERRIBLY AND WILL THINK OF YOU MORE OFTEN!
Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday... SO WE'RE HAVING YOU PUT TO SLEEP!
Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder... WHAT WAS I THINKING?
Congratulations on your wedding day!... TOO BAD NO ONE LIKES YOUR WIFE!
"The really happy man is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour."