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Sablay hirit part 2
Two years ago there was SablayHirit already, and now this is part 2 of that. Remember, this is just for laughs only especially nowadays when all we have in every corner are troubles and troublemakers. So, all together now…
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Guard, answering the telephone: Hello?... Ah yes, for a while. Please hang yourself.
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Starlet in an interview: If the odds are against me, then I will against them.
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Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's burial:
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
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Army officer to cadet:
Officer: "Do you know why I ask you to stand?"
Cadet: "No, sir."
Officer: "Ok, why?" (anlabo!)
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Sa isang examination:
Student: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Teacher: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper lang eh.
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A reporter interviews a politician about the Philippine economy.
Politician says: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natin ngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.
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Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Dell.
Teacher: What is your old? (maybe she meant how old are you?)
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In a restaurant:
Waiter: Sir, How do you want your egg?
Customer: Side in, side out.
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Guy to Girl: I love you. This is not a ball. ("Hindi ito bola" in English)
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Teacher to students: Okay, form two straight circles and find your height alphabetically!
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Teacher to students: Okay class, it's time to go home. Form a line and pass out slowly.
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Angry teacher to student: I want you to bring your father and your mother, especially your parents, understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, right here, right now!
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Emcee, in a party: The next song is the favorite song of my best friend, and neither do I!
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Posted in an establishment: None ID, nothing entry.
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Two lousy-in-english friends talking to each other:
Friend 1: Am I raining outside?
Friend 2: Not yet. Sprinkle only.
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Alma Moreno, in her show introduces Nora Aunor who comes in late:
Finally, please welcome, the late Nora Aunor
“We must have the courage to allow a little disorder in our lives.”
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