Tragic sexcapade of cop and nurse triggers 'debate'
Too much sex kills. Literally too, as a nurse in Agusan Del Sur now discovered first hand following an afternoon of marathon sex turned tragic sexual liaison with her boyfriend-cop.
Both married though not to each other, news got out and became the talk of the town (nationwide) as details emerged of the unfortunate ending of what could have been one moment of sexual indiscretion.
The cop died of heart attack not during the actual lovemaking but minutes after he discovered that he was literally stuck to his girlfriend. The culprit was vaginismus, a condition that causes the vaginal muscles to clamp shut or vaginal tightness and had the cop's penis "trapped" after orgasm.
Efforts to free him was done by the nurse however panic set in after nearly an hour of failed attempts that later caused the two to seek outside help. Under cover and wrapped tightly by a blanket, the panicked lovers were rushed to a hospital however due to the stress of the entire hullabaloo, the boyfriend-cop succumbed to a heart attack minutes away from emergency help.
The incident made it in network news of just about all media organizations as Ilonggos took part in a series of exchanges and public discussions handled by local news networks.
Bombo Radyo called up experts in veteran gynecologists and known figures in the medical field. Yesterday also heard the extensive explanation of one "Madam Gureng" who said the best "antidote" is a secret mixture of coconut milk cooked with bits of a turtle's sex organ. There is no expiration too for the final "cure", she added, but the mixture (turtle's sex organ diced and cooked in coconut milk) is most effective when placed or rub to the underwear.
Buyers of the antidote will be guided accordingly, Madam Gureng offered as she explained that it comes with user-friendly instructions. Problem is, other callers said, the sudden demand and disclosure of the supposed instant cure might hamper the existence of turtles.
Others called to offer 'stranger' cures. For instance, one swears it was the presence of an aeta, a member of a local minority who was asked to bend over the distressed couple that easily entangles and "cures" vaginismus.